Friday, November 21, 2008

Why do you people live here?

We are packing for Ohio and going through drawers of shorts, dozens of footie socks, miles of short sleeve shirts and thinking, "we don't have Ohio clothes any more!" Socks that go above my ankle? A total of 2 pairs. Anything warmer than a fleece coat? A 1993 vintage. We went to the Salvation Army and looked for something warmer than a sweatshirt; not happening. So, when we come dragging in there with borrowed coats that are several sizes too small or too large, treat us kindly. And remember, if we were home, it's likely we'd be in shorts on Thanksgiving. Read that and weep.

3 comments:

ToJoSh said...

We live here to show others how weak they are! And because our wives won't move.

Tim Shultz said...

How did people live there before air conditioning? No wonder the South rebelled, they all had a headache from the heat and were extra cranky.

Elrush said...

Much funny brothers have we. You two burly Foshes are witty and weenerific! Yes, you are burly. We are non-burly. We are also non-weenerific.