Hello everyone.
Okay, so yesterday morning, I got up around 5:45 to let the dog outside, I was still very much asleep and layed down on the couch while she was outside walking the perimiter and depositing yet another doggie land mine, anywho, i heard her bound up the stairs so I got up to let her in. Well, instead of going back to bed for a few more minutes I just decided to lay back down on the couch and curl up with Winnie the Pooh. Next thing I know, Deano comes out and asked me why I was on the couch, and I proceeded to say "I had to let the dog out, plus I'm trying to figure out why my mom is in Indiana." He said "Your mom is in Indiana?" I said, "I guess but I don't know why." He asked me when I found that out and I responded with "this morning." So I got up and was motoring about getting ready for work, etc, and he asked me again when I found out my mom was in Indiana? I looked at him and said "what are you talking about? My mom isn't in Indiana, she's at home and probably still sleeping." He just said "OH MY GOODNESS>" and then proceeded to tell me the events of the morning.
Then this morning, same thing happened, I got up to let the dog and and layed down on the couch only this time, I didn't dream that mom was in indiana, I dreamt that someone was trying to break into the house.....I think the couch has it in for me.....I told Deano we should probably get a new one that doesn't have issues with me.
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Or get a dog that has a bladder that can make it all night. That way you're not so sleep deprived that you are hallucinating.
Or get a dog that has a bladder that can make it all night. That way you're not so sleep deprived that you are hallucinating.
perhaps you could title it: If mom wasnt in Indian my house would not have been broken in to.
just call it freakish pranks my mind played on me which I will blame on deans cooking. Hey, it makes as much sense as your hallucinations!
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